Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
A "dude" that never gets laid, or fucked his cousin when he was 16. He wears a worn out Punisher t-shirt to claim his stake as First and plans his costume for Comic Con ten months in advance. Lives in the basement of his parents house with his SEGA gaming console which is better than any other gaming console, dude! Gets excited and waves his arms a lot over stupid shit no one cares about. Probably played a animal in a community theater production at some point.
Text fits
Save
Cancel