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A teacher that runs marathons but doesn't shut up about them. She is a carpet-muncher, she likes to ruin people's days, and teach global studies. She hands out 5 page packets that are due the next day and turns in to a goblin if it isn't done. She has one hell of a nose and will often times memorize your entire life story. She hates smartphones but loves being a gaylien.
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