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Paul is the boring skinny IT guy that tried to hit on the check out girls at Kroger. He owns a Chevy equinox he painted racing strips on cause that's just so cool (aka lame). He hosts an annual superbowl party even though he knows nothing about sports and invites all the coworkers who secretly hate him. Listens to podcasts. He owns a small apartment and a dog he cant take care of. All he has in his fridge is ham and two bottles of shitty expensive beer.
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