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The act of taping and/or glueing your own testicles to your gooch. Why? - Because when you’re fucking your bro, your nuts may not come into contact or you will be gay. What if I have my socks on? - Good question. Well socks are like condoms; accidents happen. What if I tell my bro, “no homo.”? - If you can tell him no homo every time your nuts touch without running out of breath, then good on you.
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