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The only thing he rides harder then the bench is coaches cock, team bitch, thinks he’s the best on the team but actually sucks, hangs out with popular kids and follows them around but isn’t actually liked among the people whom he hangs around, posts/ talks about how he practices every single day but never gets better, only pussy he ever has seen is his cousin, has a small cock but wears a cup to make his dick look big, (his dad should’ve worn a condom)
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