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An individual that has their timing under wraps; One who knows the waiting game and plays it hard. A Time Pimp can wait until the very last minute before impending eviction, jail time, loss of job, property, money or even life and pull it out and pour it on just in the nick o time. The best Time Pimps will display feats of timing beyond the explanation of science and reason; They will leave (for no apparent reason) minutes before the police arrive. They will show up an hour late and score the last concert tickets in town.
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