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A smelly goat who loves to pee on the floor. He likes money and is a gold digger. That is why he owns a waffle. NEVER TRUST A MADDOG FRANCIS!! He will steal all your lady’s bed free passes and he will cheat on you with his trumpet. You should own a waffle instead :)
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