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You'll never win an argument with a Zachary, because he's illogical and doesn't listen to reason (or anyone) very well. Tall, lanky, brown hair and brown eyes, they somehow attracts girls even if they're a couch potato. Although you don't realize it (because they're antisocial), they're out-going in the right crowd and not embarrassed to do embarrassing things. Zacharys laugh really hard when they're uncomfortable and act flirty in the awkwardest way possible. He probably struggles with mental issues and may have the wrong opinions on offensive things, but don't tell him or you'll get an earful.
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