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The guy of dreams, super STRONG, always works out, best work ethic, is one with God, jk. He is Sudanese and Egyptian, yet only has one ventricle. He was originally named Osama but wanted to change it. Not sure why. Puts umbrellas in crude places AND posts about it on the internet. Is cold in 60 degree weather. Thinks water is too salty. Very quiet, so quiet only his parents have ever heard him speak. He also has never said a curse word. Works at a mini golf place just so he can watch the middle aged dads golf. Has 3 and only 3 different outfits. Has an afro. Is allowed to say the n word. He is allergic to tilapia. Goes to Pitt, you might hear him screaming about the Eagles if you are within a 2 mile radius of him.
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