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a dumbass, but he's friends with william, so he is ok. plays brawlhalla until his eyes bleed (both) relies on his master, (william) to bring him a gluten free lunch every day. If yur thinking of buying him on eBay for 2$, dont. he's not worth it. also, get a leash. he is a fake emo. "it comes and goes," he says. FAKE!!! some recomendations for 'caring' for david: if he disobeys, beat him. don't let him play brawl for longer than 36 hours. That's it. also, he always keeps his hands in his pockets which may mean he has a dick for a finger he's trying to hide. "one horny dude" not exactly....
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