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Any boring, upper-middle-class white guy over forty. Neologism origins: a name for any tedious, upper-middle-class white guy over-forty-years old because guys that old are usually named either David or Michael. Between their weekend cargo-shirts and uninspired attempts to be relevant, they are hard to distinguish in a crowd. Added bonus: DavidMichaels think they know it all because no one bothers to call them on their shit. They're all just #DavidMichaels.
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