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A great [entertainer] who glorrified black music. He caused tyrades with women fans with the gyration of his hips (which were band from showing from the waste down on 50's tv due to its sexual conotations).

He starred in several movies and had one daugther.

Elvis's career declined in the 1960's as British rock took the scene. He did have a comeback attempt in 1968. During his later years he indulged in sex, drugs, more drugs, and banana and [peanut butter] sandwiches. His weight blew [up to] over 300.

He was rumored to wear more cologne no matter how much he smelled bad.

In August of 1977, he was found by his staff face down in the bathroom with a large amount of fecal matter potruding from his buttocks. The feces was broken away and he was turned over and administered CPR. He was pronounced dead 2 hours later.

He did not die of defecide (Dying while defecating) but yet by a massive heart attack induced by an impacted constipated colon filled with dozens of [prescription drugs] and fatty foods.

His home has been turned into a museum attracting some 40 million people annually.

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