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A very weird crustacean who pinches pennies as fast as he lowers spongebobs wages. He spends 2 cents on birthday presents for his own daugher even though he is rich. He’s a stingy jew who showers in his pennies and quarters that he pinched from the local arcade. He also bullies Larry the lobster by staying at Larry’s gym so he doesn’t have to pay for a membership and is overall an asshole.
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