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This is another version of 'Olav'. One does not simply become banisch. There are 3 levels of Banisch: Ijsselstein Banisch: This is where you drink 3 beers and watch explicit footage on the beamer and make jokes about World War 2. Pa-Wong-Ha Banisch: This is the level where you drink many beers and eat PA-WONG-HA from Foe-Wah. After this you have sex with your elderly neighbour who also cleans the appartment. Biafra Banisch: This is the master Level where one becomes Olav. This level you drink many beers AND a bottle of Czar Peter. After this you go online on internet and fight with little children. Also you masturbate in front of handicaped people. After this is done you go home and burn down the appartment.
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