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Mattijuhani is the Finnish Matthias, and as a human being he finds himself inherently superior to any Matthew, mat, Matt, mattress, or Craig. Mattijuhani is someone you could spend the rest of your life with, but not in a romantic way, simply as friends, or fuck buddies. The choice is yours with mattijuhani.
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