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Chris (name) - Probably one of the ugliest faces you'll see on God's green earth. If I had the choice between a Chris and the monster from that movie the Goonies, bring it here Sloth. You'll know when you are in the room with a Chris because they have the most unique laugh. Not unique like a unicorn, unique like a cat dying. Chris needs to be getting a pedicure twice a week. Chris toes match his face. Chris phone match his toes. but he will most definitely have a new apple watch on.
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