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When you are ramming your rock hard rod into a nice lady’s chocolate silly slide, and you pull out for a momentary reprieve, you glance down and see that a small chunk of colon batter has lodged itself onto the tip of your purple headed one eyed monster... this becomes a three part process going forward. 1 remain calm you are not the first person this has happened to. 2 reach down and pick up her bra that she has discarded at the beginning of this vile deed and wipe off the anal paste using said bra. 3 proceed to kinkyly whip her whore ass with the now shit smeared bra while yelling at the top of your lungs “POOCHAW”!!!
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