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Creamy Couch Cooch (A.K.A. Triple C) is a term used when you fill a [ziplock bag] with Vaseline, place it in between two [couch cushions] and then insert your flaccid cock into the crease. Proceed to rape your Couch Cooch until you cum into the [ziplock bag]. Once this has been completed, you them use your Creamy Couch Cooch Juice as chap stick.
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