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Tauon, or the Tau Lepton, is the physical manifestation of all of mankind's ambitions and ideals. He is symbolic of all that we can possibly hope to achieve or accomplish during our brief existence in this universe. He is a projection of the astral plane, which has appeared with the purpose of guiding us towards apotheosis, or godly ascension. Those who choose to follow him will be bestowed knowledge and abilities that go far beyond anything they could hope to acquire through human means. Tauon is the ultimate sex god, at one point averaging 2.8 million sexual encounters a night. However, he has recently made the generous decision of taking a vow of celibacy, so that all the other men on this earth could have a chance at getting laid.
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