Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
Kenji is a mysterious dude from Agartha and he is ageless.He likes to take 4 baths the day but his faucet is too weak for this shit.His fav words are lmao,loo,lol,dafuq,wtf and his fav emoji 😂.He also likes to delete his post and change his profile pics every fucking minute.But he dislikes making sentences with more than 3 words.He is a minor but he pretends to be 35 y/o man,who has 8 dogs and wears ugly sweaters.His friends call him meat master and Ken but I just call him a badass mother fucker.If you ever meet a Kenji try to be as mysterious as you can dont even say"Hey meat master".(unfortunately he only picks up guys ,cause his smooth lines dont work on girls)
Text fits
Save
Cancel