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1. When you have no reasons to celebrate the holiday season and spend your time masturbating. You wank yourself so much to hide your self pity and regret that your efforts to make yourself feel jolly leave your cock n balls a festive color red, chaffed and tender as hell. 2. Large festive gatherings of people for a party or gala celebrating the holiday season.
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