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Too old to be a middle school teacher, Valarie Norwid is the reason to ruin the desire of learning science at an early age! Forces children to do projects every millisecond til their left pinky falls off. Pfft having a free day of no work? not in her agenda. She screams 'YOU GET A 50' while mixing the tears of 8th graders and concept maps in her cauldron. Her so called hOt iTaLiAn bOyFrIeNd was dumped by her since she couldnt handle drama (though her drama is older than her 12 day old adult diapers and crusty mascara). For the future fetuses, i pray for you, she's not only a witch, she's satan and her grading process is hell.
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