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Someone who slams doors in order to get attention. Likes women who act like his mommy. Yells when he talks. Thinks umpires are fucking gods! Stares at women while his mommy wife stands there. Wears his dirty underwear in front of everyone. Gets dick cheese on everyone's food. Jerks off in the bathroom standing up with his pants around his ankles. Says..oh...a lot.
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