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A person who teaches the art of Scuba (a veriation of teabagging). The Scuba Instructor will typically be a smug & insecure male, below average height, desperate to insert his testicles into the mouths of as many people as possible. Scuba Instructors are usually hired by mistake by people trying to learn diving, but end up learning how to fill the mouths of others with their balls. Scuba Instructors therefor usually only work in the job on a temporary basis until work dries up, returning to their real career in shame.
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