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He's a good guy, pretty short, but dark and mysterious. He enjoys long walks on the beach; looking for that special someone He's great at sports, and when he gets too sweaty, his big muscles shine in the light. Even though he's small, he's great at cuddling, and will wrap you up in a blanket of his undying love and affection. Be warned: Dave is a successful flirter. He'll make you swoon Unfortunately, Dave is very clumsy, so almost everything is his fault. But don't worry! When he falls because of his endearing clumsiness, you can sweep him of his feet!
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