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Rohan is the fastest kid in every cross country meet. He has 2 friends, one being white and the other being Asian. Rohan has a 7:30 minute mile time as his fastest but continues to get faster every day. Rohan sometimes smells like a fart but that is only because a girl named Paulina breathed next to him. Rohan has a girlfriend named Ruth Pinchot and has an ex girlfriend named Angelina the ballerina mouse.
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