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A Mathias Pretesourious is a large turtle like creature. It moves slowly but with the utmost precision. The creature has 3 meals a day consisting of breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The creature is HUGE, towering at about 5'11" and 135 pounds. They are always a cute creature, resulting in the females flocking to the large mammal. The creature lives in New England and is EXTREMELY RARE. It is an unregistered endangered species.
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