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The god himself, a man of pure class and comedic style. Phenomenal delivery, as well as comedic timing that is so great, it will knock the socks off anyone that opposes. To be classified as a 'Hustle Hassan', an individual has to develop a sense of humor that is impeccable to match, he/she must spend hours a day writing jokes that he/she will most likely never use, and movie scripts that will never come to fruition. 'Hustle Hassan's' typically take pride in spending the majority of the day writing punchlines to jokes, but never to actually use them, but to instead burn all of them in front of him/her whilst listening to James Blunts "Good Bye My Lover" in the middle of the night while indulging in a cup of strawberry lemonade. Hustle Hassan's typically have podcasts that everyone and their left nut listens to. These podcasts typically offend those that listen to it, but those that listen are too pussy to say otherwise.
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