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A stupid ass hat who gives birth to chicken nuggets because reasons. Garrett’s tend to be ugly and dirty minded. They say things like “well you suck on your grandmas anal beads” because he’s a perv. He calls people devil woman and says random things are hot. Everyone thinks he’s gay even though he’s not, he just really likes Tommy Wiseau and Tim Curry. Garrett’s have really loud laughs that sometimes sound like farts.
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