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Mashed chickpeas seasoned with lemon, pepper, and salt. It is usually served with vegetables, pretzel chips, and pita. Occasionally it is used as a face mask. The ingredients in hummus can vary as they come in a variety of flavors. Rich people eat this sh*t. In addition, hummus has the consistency of diarrhea. Enjoy!
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