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A bastard of a man. Akin to a caterpillars transformation to a butterfly but not as pretty, a Kevin will inevitably become a Kev. A man of many means... None of them legal. Poker faced a Kev has a blackened heart & ice cool veins. Laser beam eyes & an unnerving ability to read between the lines. A Master of Doom & Gloom. He revels in others misfortune. A silent assassin & best avoided for relationship advice. A Kevin is a lovely chap, a Grandparents firm favourite.
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