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The most lit person you’ll ever meet. Uses puns when given the chance. Not a bitch.. usually. Says “Love that” too much. Only shows up to school because of her gay friend david and her other amazing friends. Will die without her phone- only goes ON her phone because she’s waiting for her crush to snap back. Probably petting a dog, has killed 20 people but that’s beside the point. Is going to be 5’1 forever. Wears slippers, thinks about sex 24/7, but you know. Dreams about Joey but everyone claims David is her boyfriend, even though he’s clearly not. Joey/future husband. Addicted to coffee. Always eating a mint. “I can’t have that i’m on a diet” (She says as she’s drinking coffee). Would do anything for the people she cares about, as long as there is money or food involved- she said ANYTHING. Has 5 dogs (Actually 4, but David is a dog) 3 ferrets, 20098 fish, and a guinea pig. Is the richest person ever(she wishes). Will probably sell you to satan for a cup of coffee :). Skyrim lover. Wants world peace.
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