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Schlumpra is an old latin word for shit. But not any kind of shit, like Schlumbrini, the explorer of the latin ass said, no it wasn't common. The Schlumpra was a liquid! As he was the first to explore the new way of shitting he named it after himself: Schlumpra. You use it to calm someone down but in the same sentence also offend him.
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