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Aosha is the kinda bitch you want on your team. He knows how to string up food so that bears don’t attack. He cuddles like a gay cat and shops for food like a homeless man with no money. He always knows how to cheer you up with a special ham from his special ham freezer. His spirit animal is a whale because he ate his third twin in the womb. Ladies from California should text him for he is a handsome snail who should meet your granddaughters. Never take him to prom. This turns him dark like angel from Buffy after he has sex. Do not let him see a raw tomato. He will stab you in the foot. He is the best hobbit. Love him. There is only the one.
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