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Ben is an absolute lad. Fucking obsessed with the Zelda games, and I'm pretty sure he loves Link more than he loves his slutty girlfriend. He's really fuckin tall, but is obsessed with his height like you wouldn't believe. I'm pretty sure he uses bath salts in the shower and still eats Tyson Fun Nuggets
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