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The asshole act of parking across two parks, when there is clearly room for two cars. Thus, the person parking the car is the only one who can fit in the space denying any other potential motorists the ability to park in the busy street. Could also be used for strategic purposes so that others can't park to close and damage your precious commodore.
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