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Mexican Josey is the stupid kid in the trumpet section that won’t shut up and looks like a fish. He has big fish lips, and has a bad hair day everyday. He has broken glasses and looks Chinese without them. He has a Mexican sister that is fat and annoying as hell. She doesn’t shut up about her burritos and is awful at trumpet. He has a broken trumpet because he drops it all the time and puts it through the washing machine to clean it. He ascts like a porch monkey by being loud and obnoxious and jumps around throwing shit. He looks like he eats garbage and dead squirrels everyday. Has no common sense or sense of fashion. His real name is Jose but Mexican Josey suits better. Mexicans hate him because he’s too lazy to help with the vegetables harvests.
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