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A short weasle 38 year old man with dull blue eyes and calls them pepermint creams.. who spends most of his time writing shit about a girl he is obsessed with on urban dictionary all day and then goes to her house and eats her food with a raging hard on putting her down with shit low meaningless comments cause he's afraid She'll find somebody actually worth being with . he feels its easier to type shit about her because he'd run out of breath saying it to her face with a giant whole in his lung . . . lubbbb yuuuuu ya fucken poppy
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