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Chaldeans are members of an ancient people who lived in Chaldea c. 800 BC and ruled Babylonia 625–539 BC. Babylonia was the major city in the world’s first civilized society of Mesopotamia which is modern day Iraq. They were renowned as astronomers and astrologers. They speak the semitic language of the ancient Chaldeans (Aramaic) which is also said to be the language of Jesus Christ. Many Chaldean people migrated to the United States (Metro Detroit, San Diego, Pheonix) when goat fuckers (AKA ISIS) practiced genocide againt these people and tried to erase them from history. They now own gas stations, party stores, and grocery stores within their new communities. Most live in nice suburbs because they brough to the U.S. their hard-working mentality from back home. Chaldeans are very close-knit people who are very attatched to their ancient roots and see family as their number one priority.

The first generation of Chaldeans in America have assimilated into the culture very well. They are good people and will have your back no matter what if you are a friend or family member.

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