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Boobalosis is a condition where you have an invisible boob sticking out of your forehead. in simple terms Boobalosis means you are fucking retarded bitch. also known as "'slow thinker'' Boobalosis is also defined as a person who is a bitch or a hoe, a person that practically sleeps with everyone!
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