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Joan is a narcissist who will purposely try to find you at Starbucks just to show you pictures of her vacations. She likes talking about Switzerland a lot. That’s all she talks about, because that’s all she has. She will also go to your house and peek through your window to check up on you after you’ve broken up with her. She will also stalk your Instagram stories, and then go to your boyfriends house to say that you were “harassing her and messaging her pictures” of you and your boyfriend when the psycho was actually just stalking your Instagram stories. She will also make fake profiles to message you about things she saw through her exes phone. She will lie to make herself sound good, but it isn’t true at all. She likes to make up a lot of stories.
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