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typically an old army veteran turned school-teacher. spends most of the time at home sitting in front of the chimney, admiring the old service pistol he regulary polishes, and drinking whisky with a Royal Agioi Cigar in hand. he tells old storys he's experienced for students and kids. has a taste for exotic women, but remains single.
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