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The kid that likes to suck on pens in the middle of class, and hit a tree with his "Weedwacker" screaming. He also likes to crawl on the floor screaming and crawling towards people, and calling it "disturbing the peace". He likes to bash apples on his head like me! He is my Son! He is my favorite!
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