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What you become when you are high on life and insane at 12:48 AM on June 21. Normal signs of sfutness include: - Breakage of headphones by sticking them up your nose and listening to the music come out of your mouth. - Sticking your tongue out at inanimate objects because they were giving you a 'funny look'. - Spinning around on a rolly chair, searching the road to Enlightenment. In other words, you begin thinking you are Buddha. - You take a pee while singing 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat.' - You laugh at the noise the fan is making because it reminds you of the squeeking of a bed during sex. - You end up making up words...such as sfut because you can't remember how to spell slut.
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