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John Smokin' hot biker. So hot, you will question all the other guys in your life . Smouldering eyes, sexy mouth, fit body. Unicorn qualities. He loves baseball caps, bikes, trees, maps and loves being at one with the earth and nature - I would love to watch this guy climb a tree! Time with John is an activity in its own right... waking up next to him, seeing him coming out of the shower, just watching him breathe... John rocks back Tattoos. John is a dude; the epitome of cool He's a keeper. So, if you meet a John, marry him before someone else does!
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