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Thomas is a mother fucking hot ass Music Teacher who I desperately wanna have sex with. Like I’m not even kidding. If you see a Thomas 99% of the time he’s fucking hot as hell you don’t wanna be on his bad side to get that Mendussy. Sadly he has a wife and 2 kids but he touched your fingers when you were learning to play I don’t know my name on the Ukulele, so it counts that he likes you back. He’s also really sarcastic but it’s hot when he’s sarcastic tbh.
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