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"straight" guys who can often be found with ridiculously ecstatic homosexuals in compromising positions. such positions include, but are not limited to, artisan blowjobs in the hands--and mouths-- of true dick professionals (i.e , aforementioned giddy gays), gobblin' cock as if it were a major nutrient missing from their diet and occasionally, though rare, in full blown, good ol' fashioned sodomy. they are known to reference wives or girlfriends which not only salivates the gay mouth but reinforces the so-called heterosexual's confidence that he's "still totally straight, dude". one may also find alleged breeders watching straight porn on their smart phone surrounded by gay guys watching gay porn on 3 to 4 screens. which is totally disgusting.
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