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Matt Matt: A Matt Matt is something that is twice as lame as the lamest a thing could be. For example if something was just 100% lame it would be a Matt and for 200% lame it would be a Matt Matt. You can also make Matt Matts lamer by putting a small number above the second ‘Matt’. Maths is then used to calculate the exact amount of lame a particular Matt Matt can be. If a Matt Matt is infinity lame then this is referred to as a Matt Matt Holmes. So far only one Holmes version of a Matt Matt has been discovered by scientists and they believe that his lamesness is so rare that another Matt Matt at the Holmes level of lame is not likely to be descovered in this galaxy. He also touches kids.
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