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Description for a worst case scenario, less than desirable results coming from an action or series of actions one has taken, or a just all around horrible day. Almost always used as an alternate for nightmare/mare in the phrase "to have a mare". Derived from England cricketer Jade Dernbach, who gained infamy for his international career being one long string of garbage performances.
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