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Used to describe a pair of ridiculously big boobs that even Stevie Wonder can see are fake. Blimp Tits usually carry the following characteristics: Minimum cup size is nothing below an E cup Almost perfectly round and spherical in shape Appearing to defy gravity by floating in mid-air rather then drooping Skin happens to be very shiny, like a balloon that's just about ready to pop Sometimes displaying a veiny appearance due to stretched skin For examples of people with Blimp Tits, I suggest looking up Shayla Hershey, Jordan Carver, Bella French, Lacey Wilde, Lolo Ferrari, Pamela Anderson (pre breast reduction) and that brunette chick from Piranha 3DD
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